Life’s Little Annoyances

I had no problem getting it up last Thursday, when I consulted a professional.

Keeping it up was disconcerting…

“It’s been awhile,” I said, “maybe I should ask my doctor for Viagra.”

“No, you’re fine,” she said, “it’s a habit, stop masturbating.”

It takes about three weeks to break a habit. We’ll see.

I feel like I lost my right hand.

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